Season's Greetings!

An ad campaign started circulating (literally, on buses) in London:

"There's probably no God.
Now stop worring and enjoy your life"

Obviously, if there is and you haven't done what the religious fundamentalists told you to, you'll end up in Hell. Then again, if you follow what the religious fundamentalists, life is a living Hell.
And worse, if you follow what the religious fundamentalists preach and they are wrong, screwed thou shalt be anyway!

In the end, it's a 50% chance you end in Hell. And also 25% that your life will be Hell:

|---------------|----------------|----------------|
| LIFE | Live by | Not live by |
| CHOICE | The Word | The Word |
|-------------------------------------------------|
|Fundamentalists| Paradise | Hell |
| right | +living Hell |+living Paradise|
|-------------------------------------------------|
|Fundamentalists| Hell | Paradise |
| wrong | +living Hell |+living Paradise|
|---------------|----------------|----------------|

Also check Russell's teapot, sometimes called the Celestial Teapot.

Happy Winter Solstice celebrations
(whatever name you give them)!